Stutter-Reading

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.

I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.

by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009

stutterdump

The condition whereby a dump, or defecation, is considered complete. However the act of standing, and most times buckling your belt, evokes another dump. This may occur several times causing one to get the feeling of your dumper stuttering.

Mort - "Where the *!$% did all the toilet paper go?"
Sol - "Easy Mortin, I had a 3 seat stutterdump, I think it was the Gelfelta fish."

by adison13 August 3, 2010

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

Stutter

a sp- p- peech dis- s- sorder involving he- esitations and inv- voluntary repetitions of certain s- s- sounds

He st- t- tarted to stutter af- fter his op- p- ponent entered the r- r- room

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Covid Stutter

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.

Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"

by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020

smash her shutters in

For a man to have sex with a woman.

"I'd smash her shutters in"
"SMASHED"

by UD-DanB May 13, 2010

stutter fingers

i try to get out what i want to say before i can actually humanly type it.

i really have to stop trying to type faster than i can

stutter fingers is when you're on msn and you have something to say, and try and type it out really quickly...but it comes out in jibberish.

It's like normal stuttering but for the fingers

by hollyy.heart.loser September 28, 2006