stranglers

Tight-fitting Wrangler jeans.

Your balls will never forgive you for wearing those Stranglers.

by Gary Oldman November 8, 2003

Stroogle

To make forceful or violent efforts to get free of retraint or construction.

The stroogle is real today. Nothing is going my way.

by Urbanpanda February 4, 2015

Sproingle

To be sent to low orbit, utterly shagged, completely fucked, sent away

"You see Dave last night"
"No?"
"He Sproingled"
"That's Why he wasn't here today?"

by TacoBellTrollz August 22, 2022

skroingle baby

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?

Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Skroingle baby

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Greasy Strangler

A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.

This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.

Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*

by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016

upsidedown strangle

A form of male masturbation in which the thumb meets the base of the penis.

Man, my arm is sore from doing the upsidedown strangle all night!

by rosuel March 16, 2009