stroking an ego

The art of giving someone compliments until their ego inflates, ego gets larger

"Tracey's been stroking an ego again."

"Who was it?"
"Josh, we're going to have to put him down."

by Sub0x0one October 30, 2013

Stroking the Therapy Chicken

To masturbate

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.

by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009

Stroking a Dime

touching or having sex with a hot girl a perfect 10..

Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.

Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!

by Paragod101 June 16, 2011

Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.

“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”

by Hyperder June 13, 2018

Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.

I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!

by longstroke March 14, 2011

strogging

To furiously masterbate to the point where your no longer concerned with where your semen ends up...

I was strogging it so hard that i just plowed my load all over my keyboard.

by prattypopeye September 19, 2010