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strolock

when a man places his thumb in his rectum, while he simultaneously shoves his pinky finger in his urethra.
That nigga Josh goes to gay bars and pays men to strolock him.
by Berwin Drive October 18, 2008
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strobelight girl

A girl that appears to have a banging body and face inside the club, but once the lights go on, she resembles a wombat, desert bat, bandicoot, rottweiler, or even a war pig.
I was talking to this hot bitch last night at the club...man she was blingin. Then the lights come on, and she was a strobelight girl...so ugly and disgusting, I had to run away.
by BONE May 3, 2003
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strolladex

barrel-shaped rolladex in which you let your fingers do the walking.
Check the strolladex for the pizza guy's phone number!
by Tim Kauffman October 30, 2008
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Stroller

A woman who accompanies a man to age-inappropriate events to assure parents that he is trying to recapture his inner child, not capture a child.
I really want to play with those goats, but if I don't bring my kid into this petting zoo, I better at least bring a stroller so no one calls the cops.
by PunditSquared September 30, 2016
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Stroflex

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb –

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.
by swagu17 December 15, 2016
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strobai

strobai is what we would call a type of person who hangs others being a total goofball. Usually high on something, paint thinner usually. Always a joy to have around, since we all need someone to laugh at.
strobai is high again.
by mrpeepeplace March 13, 2023
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Mrs .Strolle

The terrifying I.T lady who won't let you eat on the couch in the hall. She is probably part pterodactyl, an evil sorceress, and shapeshifter. Will turn anyone who has anything but an Apple computer into a shitty loner computer. she hates her husband and turned him into a loner computer because he bought a chrome book on black Friday.
* student eating on the couch in the hall*
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*

* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
by That funny person January 15, 2020
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