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sweater stretchers

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
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get the stretch

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.
"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"
by Adamitis1818 January 14, 2015
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Stretch Method

๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐
An overused method used by ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ฌ. They claim its Superior to every other method but in reality its trash.
Newgen: resizes bypass to 1000 x 300
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Roblox: accepts

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The decal: Stretched and blurry
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newgen: PRO BYPASS SO GOOD

Newgen look at my stretch method, its so good
by Stiizzy Cat January 17, 2022
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Cell Stretch

That feeling whilst youโ€™re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.
*takes fourth hit of blunt*
โ€œAh mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?โ€
โ€œNah cuntโ€
โ€œMate feels like cell stretchโ€
by K town krew February 21, 2021
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Stretchin ten

That feeling you get when you look at your bank account balance and realize you have no money left. To make matters worse you don't get paid for 1-2 weeks and therefor have to stretch the last of your cash. Regardless of the amount it is always referred to as stretchin' ten.
Chase: Yo Tanner you wanna hit sandbar later or maybe just grab a 30 and chill?

Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.
by Uncle R Chase August 16, 2010
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stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.
Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."
by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018
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anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks
Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream
by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017
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