A stooge is a person who will try and take every dollar you have, and then save those dollars for any cause that doesnt involve giving it to friends, or family. These stooges are often in 'stooge denial'. You can spot a stooge, at events where free food is served. Stooges often attempt to think up of scams for scoring free money through friends and family. They travel in groups hoping to stooge more money, and can often be found in Mitsubishi Pajero's which run on Oil rather than petrol. They enjoy the taste of Bundaberg Rum and should be avoided where possible, unless prepared to give them money. Warning: some stooges walk among us everyday and have been trained in the art of stooging very well. so pay attention to all signs.
1. Ben didnt want to drive to the party because he is a stooge.
2. Ben stole a coca cola bike from woolworths which he said he was going to pay them $60 for. (what a stooge)
3. Ben got his Pajero rebuilt and it still goes through a litre of oil per 1000km's, thats what you get for being stooge.
4. Ben is dating a 16 year old because he is to stooge to put in effort for someone his own age.
5. Ben stooged me because i paid for lunch last time and he acts like he bought it.
2. Ben stole a coca cola bike from woolworths which he said he was going to pay them $60 for. (what a stooge)
3. Ben got his Pajero rebuilt and it still goes through a litre of oil per 1000km's, thats what you get for being stooge.
4. Ben is dating a 16 year old because he is to stooge to put in effort for someone his own age.
5. Ben stooged me because i paid for lunch last time and he acts like he bought it.
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Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
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Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!
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