stoodent

A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.

One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.

stoodent by FUCK GOD November 21, 2004

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stoodent

lazy good for nothing sponging of the government

see him, see that waster? he's a stoodent!

stoodent by b3ta October 8, 2003

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stoodent • Satoodent • stoogent

stoogent

a person who resembles one of the 3 stooges.

"Dude,that fag is such a stoogent"

stoogent by Alex_d_29 September 8, 2006

Satoodent

A type of person that comes in a country to study as a "international student" but in reality, to illegally immigrate to the country. The word's spelling is derived from their lack of ability to pronounce "student".

Looks like Toronto is filled with these satoodents

Satoodent by Bax136 August 25, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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