Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

Stoner Boner

1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree

2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you

1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “

by Muñañyo March 4, 2021

Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.

“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”

by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023

stonebone

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".

by Gyp$y October 5, 2011

stones and bones

Collegiate slang for archeology

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

Stoned and Boned

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.

dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"

by limabeangreen March 1, 2010