stonks
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020
Get the stonks mug.A sentence with only 3 words and nearly as much different uses as the word fuck. But never to be used in the memorial hall. If Rock and Stone is used it is mandatory for everyone that heard it to also repeat it.
A greeting,
A war cry,
A salute,
To call attention to oneself.
A greeting,
A war cry,
A salute,
To call attention to oneself.
Dwarfs: *having entered drop pod to be launched towards hoxxes IV*
Scout: Rock and Stone!
Engineer: Rock and Stone!
Gunner: Rock and Stone!
Driller: Rock and Stone!
Scout: Rock and Stone!
Engineer: Rock and Stone!
Gunner: Rock and Stone!
Driller: Rock and Stone!
by Antimater axolotl October 12, 2022
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1.) The activity of setting multiple couches pointing upwards and/or putting even more couches horizontally sat on top of those. Frequently performed done in the communal rooms of college living quarters.
Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.
Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.
2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.
Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.
2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
1.)
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.
-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down
2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.
-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down
2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.
by hiphopodyssey May 10, 2009
Get the stonehenging mug.A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.
John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013
Get the Functional Stoner mug.A stoner is a peaceful, relaxed, nice guy/gal who likes to smoke the funky 'erb! Stoners are usually seen in small groups of 3 or 4 and sometimes in pairs. They generally have slightly bloodshot eyes (or red eye) when baked, and always wear a little smile. A stoner is not to be confused with a pothead. Potheads are a lot more dependant on weed and aren't as chilled as stoners.
Stoners enjoy socialising and laughter and being with their friends. They typically wear an open shirt and a t-shirt. They often own a pair of canvas shoes, well worn in by the numerous stoner adventures the wearer has been on! Stoners generally walk slowly and are very rarely pissed off, tending to be peaceful and relaxed. They are nearly always broke and when the next paycheck comes their way, it all gets spent immediately on the herb. Stoners generally don't mind this as their money has been spent on weed and they recognise that the best things in life are free, except mary jane which is worth all their money! They are also known for frequently using words like "dude" and "bro" and are often in need of snacks like doritos and a drink of something.
Stoners will always have their closest friends but when they meet fellow stoners, even if they have never met before, it's like meeting family. Stoners have a beautiful union and truly see eachother as one global family. They all tend to have a mutual distrust and dislike of their opressors such as government and the police (or the "pigs").
Stoners enjoy socialising and laughter and being with their friends. They typically wear an open shirt and a t-shirt. They often own a pair of canvas shoes, well worn in by the numerous stoner adventures the wearer has been on! Stoners generally walk slowly and are very rarely pissed off, tending to be peaceful and relaxed. They are nearly always broke and when the next paycheck comes their way, it all gets spent immediately on the herb. Stoners generally don't mind this as their money has been spent on weed and they recognise that the best things in life are free, except mary jane which is worth all their money! They are also known for frequently using words like "dude" and "bro" and are often in need of snacks like doritos and a drink of something.
Stoners will always have their closest friends but when they meet fellow stoners, even if they have never met before, it's like meeting family. Stoners have a beautiful union and truly see eachother as one global family. They all tend to have a mutual distrust and dislike of their opressors such as government and the police (or the "pigs").
*Ring Ring...Ring Ring*
Jon: "H-hello"
Cal: "Hey dude, it's Cal"
Jon: "Oh hey dude! How-how's it-how's it goin'?"
Cal: "Not bad man, what you up to stoner?"
Jon: "Come round dude, me, Steve and Jay are just smokin some bud"
Cal: "Sure man! I got an eigth and need to smoke it with someone."
Jon: "Sweet dude! (To Steve and Jay) Guys, Cal's got and eigth, he's comin round!
Steve: Is he that stoner guy you know who we had an L with the other night?
Jon: Yeah man!
Jay: Fuck yeah! He was awesome!
Jon: Come round dude
Cal: See you in 5?
Jon: Yeah, much love dude!
Cal: I'll bring my four footer
Jon: "H-hello"
Cal: "Hey dude, it's Cal"
Jon: "Oh hey dude! How-how's it-how's it goin'?"
Cal: "Not bad man, what you up to stoner?"
Jon: "Come round dude, me, Steve and Jay are just smokin some bud"
Cal: "Sure man! I got an eigth and need to smoke it with someone."
Jon: "Sweet dude! (To Steve and Jay) Guys, Cal's got and eigth, he's comin round!
Steve: Is he that stoner guy you know who we had an L with the other night?
Jon: Yeah man!
Jay: Fuck yeah! He was awesome!
Jon: Come round dude
Cal: See you in 5?
Jon: Yeah, much love dude!
Cal: I'll bring my four footer
by SmokeItUp September 25, 2010
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Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.
by BangerFlags August 19, 2020
Get the Stoney Crab mug.This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.
"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
by SimianFriday March 5, 2019
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