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Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.
“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”
by Dilsers May 31, 2021
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Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain
After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.
by Sex_g August 27, 2020
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Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.
That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.
by Loganno January 14, 2019
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Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
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waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form
who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain
George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.
by Charles Montague November 22, 2023
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