stoner thumb

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.

"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"

by knels October 15, 2009

stoner tragedy

Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.

Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.

Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.

by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013

Personal Stoner

A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.

Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.

by C Jara May 3, 2011

no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Nigga Stole My Bike

What you yell out when a black man steals your bicycle. Made popular by the many YTMND.com pages based on it.

See also: nsmb

:bike is stolen:
What the fuck? NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!
:chases him while cheap midi plays:

by dragonknight337 September 3, 2005

Stoner Shits

The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.

Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.

by Quinzilla January 23, 2011