Skertboy

Known as a young cigar fanatic. Usually begins smoking at a young age or before 18. Finds excitement in smoking cigars at cookouts and family gatherings with uncles. Often times known as a fine cigar connoisseur who enjoys top shelf smokes. Avid cigar magazine subscriber.

Skertboy, take it easy on the dry hacks! The mailman just dropped off your travel size humidor on the front steps! Put out that bomber and get the mail!

by Yung BDW November 24, 2015

Starter Boyfriend

A boyfriend you have as practice for real relationships you plan to have in the future. Like a Starter Marriage this relationship is simply built on the idea of convenience.

If you date someone for the pure experience, without real desire for the relationship to last. A relationship for practice.

A Starter Boyfriend is never a committed relationship.

by CCbbbyy311 October 7, 2009

Startle The Witch

A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.

Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!

Pat: What did you do?

Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.

Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.

by undecided1 January 1, 2009

Fuck Start his Face

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.

Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.

by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

basic white girl starter pack

It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.

Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh

by Doofenshmirtz October 6, 2017

Don't start nothing won't be nothing

A warning to others stating that if an altercation is to be avoided than they should cease acting in a provacative manor.

by r34lp0l1t1k June 20, 2003

starter wife

A man's first wife that (usually) marries out of love and helps him achieve wealth, power, etc., but is then promptly discarded upon reaching said goal for a younger more attractive woman. Can sometimes result in the starter wife getting half.

As soon as he made his first million, Donald left his starter wife for a young Slavic model named Melania, which cost him half.

by C Myers June 17, 2007