Doofenshmirtz's definitions

meth mom

When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro

My mom pulled a meth mom a couple months back and now mike Shapiro wants to know my location

by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019

Woobynubdob

An absolutely retarded retard. Someone who never gets anything right. Has 1-7 working brain cells.

David: duuhhhh... deee dob
Jimmy: you're just a Woobynubdob

by Doofenshmirtz March 27, 2019

basic white girl starter pack

It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.

Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh

by Doofenshmirtz October 6, 2017