Stample

A cross between stapling and stamping

Are you going to stample your paper Jerry?
Yeah I am Bob.

by use_sticks February 2, 2023

Stampled

A cross between stapled and stamped

Hey Jerry is your paper stampled?
No Bob it’s not.

by use_sticks February 2, 2023

stimple

when you do something that is stupid and simple minded at the same time

boy:2 plus 2 is 5 right...naw 6
girl:omg yo you is so stimple

by anonymouschick March 31, 2008

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Bob Semple

When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.

Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."

by Minitru December 2, 2018

steeplechase

When one wakes up from an erotic dream and finishes himself off. Repetitive back arching and ass lifting a minimum of 16" from the prone position until complete.

Man, I was dreaming about that hot bitch Natalie Portman last night. I woke up suddenly and had to steeplechase to the finish.

by PigginsPearls January 15, 2010

stomple

v. To trample with malicious intent.

I went bullriding, fell off and he stompled the shit out of me.

by Darkfront August 1, 2010