Slammered

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010

stemmer

One who exhibits loser like qualities. An A-Hole.

Yor-ah Stemmah, kid. (You're a stemmer, kid).

by Casey Pratt September 25, 2006

shammered

Seriously + Hammered = Shammered

"That joker is so shammered".

by Asecis April 12, 2005

stemmer

A Blow-Job

Male inserts penis into a mouth, therefore completing the "stemmer."

by dmesk24 August 4, 2009

slammered

being slammed and hammered at the same time.

a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.

by bitch ho September 21, 2003

Smammered

To be totally drunk or high off your ass. Combination of "Smashed" and "Hammered". It covers all types of inebriation.

I MADE this word!

The last time I did those shots I got so smammered I was on top of the bar with my shirt off.

by Mandipants June 11, 2006

slammered

When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.

Hey asshole you just slammered me.

by Sullivan - Sigma Nu May 13, 2008