Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

Swashbuckle

When you sneak your way into strangers hotel bathroom and take a massive shit.

Dude, this strange guy swashbuckled me at Weeb Con last night and my room still smells like shit.

by Dr. Thunderpants January 24, 2023

acid splashback

When you go for a turd after someone puts bleach in the toilet and you get a stingy cornhole

"Dude, Aw, Acid Splashback"
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a serious case of acid splashback"

by sam, jonny, james August 9, 2006

stashpocket

The permanant hole in a junkies arm used to stash their drugs

Not Junkie: Man, i think theres something wrong with your arm.

Junkie: Aww naww man, that's just my stashpocket actin' up.

by boycottwalmart September 24, 2006

splashback

The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.

"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "

by BioMenace November 10, 2008

swashbuckled

A verb used to state when someone is fooled, duped or hornswoggled.

Damn I should have known better, they don't have biscuits and gravy at McDonalds. That bitch swashbuckled my ass again!

by Mattis July 30, 2005

swashbuckler

Swashbucklers are into 'sword crossing', in the man-love sense of the term. Used as a derogatory remark one might make to a buddy who just made an unfortunate comment about admiring another man for ostensibly 'normal' reasons. However, this is now easily (and most humorously) turned against him for the enjoyment of all gathered.

Hans: Does anyone else think that insert name of famous male actor here is the greatest ever?

Franz: What, you want to cross swords with him, eh 'swashbuckler'?

by jamesohoh7@txic August 27, 2009