stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

by pdtd December 3, 2021

bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

staples

an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot

You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks

by mickey16561 April 24, 2011

Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler

Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!

by Nick February 4, 2005

stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

by Eugence March 19, 2006

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

by cleveland indians October 23, 2008