spoons

Another word for a skateboarding prodigy. Reaches new limits, breaks boundaries, always raises the bar and at the end of the day rolls fiya J.

"yeah that was sick man!"

"riding like spoons!"

by WILL AND DAN February 5, 2018

Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 8, 2019

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Cool-spoons

An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.

“Bro I just got a new dog!”

“Woah cool-spoons, dude!”

by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

spoons in the barnyard

term of exasperation

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"

by Lindsay Hamel June 10, 2008

Spoons after lunch

It means that it's too late to change something that you did.

Guy1: "I wish I finished school with better marks."
Guy2: "Well, spoons after lunch now."

by 50Euros March 30, 2015