Smite

To destroy one with a good comeback.

Wow Zander just came up with the greatest smite, I almost died.

by LORD OF THE YEET November 27, 2018

Smite

We’re pretty sure it was mentioned in a show or movie but never can remember which one. So, we made it into an inside joke, because why not?

“Smite! You wanna get smoted! Smittened?” *someone gets closer to him proving his dominance*

by ❤️🤪 March 27, 2019

Floridian Semite

A move in oral sex in which the person giving oral sex grips the shaft of the penis and moves their hand up and down the penis. Simultaneously, the giver sucks the head of the penis, focusing on licking the underside of the head.

Jacob: Wow man, that blowjob was awesome! She gave me the Floridian Semite!

CJ: Dang, dude. Wish my girl would do that.

by gilbert blythe March 11, 2022

Parsley Smite

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 2, 2022

Smite

The art of attacking one's karma, or points, in a way that annihilate's one dignity and/or reputation. Often used in boards known as "Tabloids".

"Wanderer, is there something you're not telling us?"

"And I am writing down the names of you all for smiting later."

by Sabby101074 August 25, 2005

Smite

what i shall do to thoes who piss me off

me- hey there jon,.. I SMITE THEE!!!!
jon- Holy fuck!! omg im sorrie
me- its to late for you lvl 12 lighting strike!!
jon- explodes into a fine bloody mist because he is only a lvl 12 druid

by Joe Facker October 8, 2003

Smitey McSmiter

The thing that Dean Winchester called Castiel, referring to how powerful Castiel is.

"He's like, Smitey McSmiter."

by Tabbehkitteh August 11, 2012