Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.

"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"

by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010

squirmy

when u tickle ur significant other and they squirm and hate it

joseph you're so squirmy let me tickle you

by wuhmanwonder March 8, 2018

Squirty Cream

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.

By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

by Dr omlet pasty masher December 21, 2018

squirly

<adj> Refers to a straight woman who occasionally "flips" and sleeps with another woman, most often in swinger-style scenarios.

Mona's not generally into chicks but she's been known to get squirly after a few whiskey cokes.

by DyeingSwan February 26, 2009

Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

by phiya August 6, 2011

squirmy

when you hold a girl down and shoot skeet on her somewhere you know she dont like!(the hair,face etc..)

last night i held marcy down and gave her a squirmy. i blew nut all in her hair!

by cereo November 15, 2006

squirly

When you're really drunk or hungover. It's just a feeling, ya know?

I'm going to lay low tonight. I've been feeling squirly all day and can't shake it.

Scenario: At a bar.

Discussion: I gotta get the fuck outta here.

by KMYERS September 7, 2009