squirting

when a woman has an orgasm with female ejaculate. Also used when pushing spunk out of pussy or ass.

the gaping woman squirted all the cum aut of her ass into the face of an icebear. Icebears dont like that. Dolphins however, like it. A lot.

by kukel June 13, 2003

Squirt

A small/short person. Also a name or insult to non-adolescent children.

Bobby: *walking around a Mid Western Town unsupervised* Lalalalalalalala!
Jake The Kid: Hey, Squirt, you ain't allowed in these parts. Someone oughta teach you some manners.
Bobby: AW, RATS!

by AnimeLover2002 April 20, 2015

Squirt

When she squirts means vaginal discharge or orgasm

Kate:Uhh uhhh uhhhh fuck yeah ohh uhh daddy put it in harder! Bryce:shit,you just squirted all over the fucking room.Kate well girls are girls.

by Theshitposter11 March 26, 2019

Squirting

Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.

"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"

by Bloomers September 26, 2007

Squirts

Flaming Diarrhea. squirts are basicly the worst experience you can can endure. Marcella usually gets the squirts from eating fish.

Marcella was really constipated at the sleepover, Until she ate Jessica's mom's fish. She slept on the toilet! you could hear the crap splash in the bowl! SQUIRTS!

by Jessicrap June 22, 2007

Squirt

Your really looking up this word!! Why would you do?? Shut your phone and go pray or something. I expect more from you 😂😂

Are you still looking for the word squirt!?

by Check yourself September 23, 2015

Squirt!

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

by tobad4ya November 22, 2004