The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.

Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint

by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022

Squirt squirt September

Squirt squirt September is a month we’re typically like destroy d December but except it’s for girls and the first day 1 squirt 2nd day 2 squirts 3rd day 3 squirts and so on so fourth

Boy Hey girl I just got finished with destroy d December. girl nope it’s all about squirt squirt September

by Cheeseman gaming December 3, 2018

Squinty Squinty

An Asian person who is so incredibly Asian that there eyes look like they are closed shut; squint to the point of asianness

Bro look at that Asian, wait is he sleeping or his he just a squinty squinty.

by Green bean casserole January 1, 2020

squirt squirt

A home girl or a just a girl you can kick it with.
There has to be some sort of attraction though.

Shes something sweet.

Annabel is my squirt squirt.

by PoeticOne January 26, 2007

squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

by tennisson May 16, 2011

Squingle Squirt

When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.

"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."

by Diaphonous May 6, 2024

Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF

Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩

by Emma ligma July 20, 2019