squarular

adj

1: in the shape of a square
2: exuding the essence of a square

There is circular, triangular, rectangular... the next logical step is "squarular."

Polaroids are squarular unlike 35mm photographs which are rectangular.

by sgdodson May 13, 2005

Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.

You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable

by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022

Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.

“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”

by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018

Annoy Squidward day

February 15th. The day on Spongebob's calendar marked as "Annoy Squidward day."

"Squidward, guess what day it is?""Annoy Squidward day""No that's next week, today is February 11th."

by Swattheg223 February 16, 2021

Squidward

The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.

John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k

by Hronk June 23, 2013

squidward

One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.

"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me

by Laurel_Rokz December 10, 2008

squidward on a chair

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.

Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018