Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.

Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.

by Dr. Pipesmith May 21, 2021

squeef

a seeping queef

oh damn i just squeefed

by squeefer69 December 30, 2020

Squeef

The force of sneezing which causes in a high-pressure queef

My girlfriend and I were listening to the Joe Rogan Experience post-banging the other night when she sneezed. She sneezed so hard it made her queef. I said, "Dang you just squeefed!"

by shartluvr101 February 25, 2023

Squeef

(of a woman) audibly expel air from the vagina and ejaculate simultaneously.

the low, hollow sounds of a monotonous squeefs could be heard echoing throughout the apartment.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

Squeef

a natural phenomenon in which a queef and squirt occur simultaneously, typically during or after sex.

When you thought it was just a queef but your panties feel wet and your realize you squeefed yourself.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023

squeef

when you make a squeaking noise while queefing, typically this may occur when you run out of lube and decide to use car wax.

girl: man, I squeefed as my boyfriend pulled out the other day! at first it was embarrassing, but then he told me he was into it.
other girl: what the fuck

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023