paper snatching

The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.

"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

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Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

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Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.

"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."

by drsquatch November 6, 2019

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Squatch Knock

1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.

2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.

1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.

2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.

by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012

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Soul Snatching Sex (Triple S)

The act of fucking someone so hard, hitting all the right spots, causing an explosion of orgasms. The victim loses all control of their personal boundaries and emotions and is now a sex driven slave to their master.

Kayla: I need to save my energy for the Soul Snatching Sex (triple S) I am going to have later
Lindsay: You are gonna destroy him with the triple S

by LMKSrfass October 25, 2018

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