A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle
by Squiglebob May 10, 2016
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Damn dude does squangella really think that no one notices that kid looks like her uncle?
Damn dude Jer Jer bear cheated on squangella again.
Damn dude Jer Jer bear cheated on squangella again.
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potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one
by jessica777101010 September 28, 2017
Get the potato squasher 2000 mug.When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****
In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
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Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039
Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
by Stephen Koch February 2, 2005
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