speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

Smeefle

The white matter (usually a combination of deodorant and lint) that sometimes collects in a woman's (shaved) armpit.

"As she raised her arms to brush her hair, I noticed there was smeefle in one of her armpits."

by McMickmic February 9, 2012

sneefie

(n.) a portmanteau of "sneaky" and "selfie." Meaning to take a photo of oneself sneakily, usually in public. Can also be used to define when an individual is attempting to take a photo of themselves with another subject in the background without raising suspicion.

Sneefies, as well as on any standard iPhone or Android camera, are usually used in conjunction with the popular app snapchat.

*at a cafe, with lots of people*
Jane: "I need to somehow get a photo of New Hot Guy! I'm way too shy to even think about talking to him though!"
John: "Why don't you take a sneefie? That way he won't suspect a thing."

Melanie: *holds front camera up, distorts face appropriately and makes sure to capture George in the background who carries on reading a book unaware, Melanie takes the sneefie and proceeds to snapchat it to her friends*

by haphazardstandards April 12, 2014

Squeff

A term primarily used to determine the difference between amyl-nitrate inhalants used for sex (poppers) or for just getting zonked (squeff).

I am abusing squeff because I am not using poppers to have anal sex.

by SqueffGoldblum October 7, 2015

sqeenis

Sqeenis: a square penis

Ah bro she totally rocked my sqeenis last night!

by Sqeenis April 15, 2016

Sqeezy

Easy piece of ass you can squeeze! Can be related or compared to a thot.

Yo! that girl is sqeezy.

by Jon@doe_thefukumean October 12, 2017

cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.

I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019