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Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.
I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.
by SweetBill December 28, 2005
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spackmonaut

"Paulo? Forget it. That guy's a total spackmonaut."
by Chris K December 18, 2004
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spacked

Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.
Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.
by CheapThrills April 12, 2006
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Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.
Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!
by Lugs-o July 30, 2005
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spackleknacker

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers
Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!
by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008
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sprack a load

Yet another term for ejaculating, but only when you do it on, rather than in, someone.
"Jenna is so dirty. I spracked a load all over her face and she loved it."

"June's a prude. Maybe if I sprack a load in her face I can get her to break up with me."
by LuvMyRedDog December 18, 2008
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Spackman

Some one from a heritage that is out of this world and are often intelligent also a super friend and human being.
" Dang yo a Spackman bro, you got it all done with out my help yo out of this world man"
by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018
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