Slumped Dog Millionaire

Someone who is passed out. Most commonly used at parties where someone passes out on a couch or the floor. Used in conjunction with the word "slump" or "slumped."

Friend: "Your boy Paul took like two hits and a shot, and was just slumped out on the couch. Everyone would just tap him on the head and say bye to him on their way out of the party."

Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"

Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."

by Lookin' Boy July 22, 2012

Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.

After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.

by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016

slumped

1) when you are having intercourse with an opposite sex, and you take your penis out and beat the shit out her face(males only)

2)when you randomly go up to someone and punch them in the nose or mouth causing them to say "what the fuck was that for"

i.e.1 Guy1: When I was fuckin that bitch last night, i slumped the shit outta her
Guy2: Werd

i.e2 Guy:I slumped your mom in and out of bed last night

by hjrt July 7, 2007

Stumped

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.

My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.

by zubb00 January 15, 2011

stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009