The Shulk

A God among the gym community

Me and the shulk did hypertonic osmosis last night

by fucklegday April 15, 2021

spunk socks

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

Hunk of Spunk

Gorgeous male specimen brimming with testosterone, a real man's man, complete with six pack.

Phwoar!!! Get a load of that hunk of spunk!!

by NatKitty June 10, 2009

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010

Spulled

1. Covered.

2. The act of pouting by contorting your face and breathing as heavily as possible, usually with eyes as wide open as possible and teeth showing while jaw is still dropped in some fashion.

1. The driveway was spulled in snow so that it couldn't be seen.

2. The dolorous loli spulled when she found out her nude photography was spread all over the Internet.

by Pixogog January 14, 2009

Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

Skulk

Skulk is coming!
Skulk is coming!
Skulk is coming!

"Skulk?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm girrl, dat bitch is coming."

by SkulkIsComing January 13, 2013