Spontaneousnessism

The act of being spontaneous.

The night did have it's spontaneousnessism's

"it slaps that"

by BLITZ420 January 30, 2021

Shit Sprint

The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.

Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."

by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019

sprint pcs

The action of running to the bathroom before a PCS, or Post-Chipotle shit.

Dude, did you see that kid Sprint PCS, that was a riot.... LeBRON!!!!!!!!

by J Radd May 17, 2007

Spont Tip

1. To do something spontaneously.
2. (On the) To do something without planning at that moment.

We decided to go get beer and drink all day, on the spont tip.

by Roberto Evangelista March 13, 2005

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

by Diction.net February 24, 2015

Spronk

(To spronk) To use facts and logic to totally dominate/outwit/outdo a person in an online or public debate, causing them to delete their posts and possibly their profile out of embarrassment.

(A Spronk) A person who both has good knowledge in a range of subjects and excels at debate. The kind of person that has you leaving popcorn-eating memes in the thread the moment a person challenges them. You love them if they champion your cause and hate them if you inadvertently face off against one.

(To get spronked) To stick your toe into a debate and realise very quickly that you are out of your depth when a Spronk disassembles your argument and leaves you with no option but to hurl abuse and then delete your comments when you realise that other people might screenshot that hot mess for later use.

"Holy shit! I saw that debate that went down in the comments section of your post! You absolutely spronked them!"

"Uh oh! Looks like a flat-earther bumped into a Spronk, this is not going to be pretty.

"Um... I think you think you know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that if you take that opinion to someone who actually knows what they're talking about, you are going to get spronked hard!"

by stonksstonks July 6, 2022

spontaneous regularity

(n.) diahrrea, often of the explosive and unpredictable sort.

What Donald thought was a fart had turned out to be a bout of spontaneous regularity.

by Blenderhead91 April 10, 2009