Spooner

A person who eats everything with a spoon.

My Friend Alicea is a spooner she eats ice cream cones with a spoon 🤢🤢.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 10, 2018

Shroner

The mix between a schlong and a boner. A Shroner is a penis that is about 55% erect and it can be anywhere from 6” to 10” in length.

I have the biggest Shroner!

by CoolGuy8 February 5, 2019

Spoonerismatastic

combining two words to make the most freakin awesome word in your vocabulary.

gigantic + enormous = ginormous

by PresidentFrazierSmoove September 4, 2005

wooden spooners

1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder

The Cronulla sharks are the wooden spooners in the NRL competion this year.

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 14, 2007

spooner

A white boy with freckles, brown hair, and a huge dick.

Hey Emily i banged a guy last night and he was a spooner.

by lockoforcake March 8, 2010

sponer

spiritual boner
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a sexual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind boner
does not have anything to do with lust

When I saw Brooke Fraser at a Hillsongs concert, I got a sponer.

by tenaya-thuggin April 28, 2009

Spooner

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.

Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"

by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011