crop spraying

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field

Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"

by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003

Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate

"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

scruffing

Scruffing

Noun

(campkitchen definition) - Using the remaining stuffing from the previous night's thankscamping celebration as a part of scrambled eggs for an easy quick breakfast the next day. The ingredients of the stuffing, pork sausage, apple, bread, etc., make for an excellent breakfast and can be ate in a tortilla, from a cup or bowl or plate.

Who is going to make the scruffing for breakfast?

by FirstLady November 30, 2013

Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.

Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!

by elpinche November 22, 2011

Shaffing

Shagging with food.
Shagging=plain shagging
ShanKing=shagging with knives
ShaFFing=shagging with food
Jack Barakat does it.

Jack Barakat: I JUST WANT TO FUCK THIS BURRITO!
Alex Gaskarth: Get a room man, I don't want to watch you shaffing!

by karakarthia August 1, 2012

Spratling

the name for the offspring of an individual or couple that has succeeded in either finance, academia or social fame. It is a refrence to the privilige inherent to being born to such individuals even though they currently have done nothing of merit for their own name.

"The spratling is turning 3 today"
"I can't believe how big your spratling is getting

by thrutch December 3, 2013

sprawling gecko

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.

Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.

by Harry The Wise March 12, 2014