Sports! 

A saying, to put it in Phillip DeFranco's own words, used as a statement to say "I don't get what the hell is going on, but yay sports!!"

Crowd at a football (either American or European) game:*Cheering*
Me: I don't know how this game works but my game is supierior and can get those ponta better than your team! Sports!!

Sports! by the_perks_in_our_wizards July 6, 2017

sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.

Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.

sports husband by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

Sports hot 

A woman that's only hot in a sports setting.

Man #1: Danica Patrick is hot.
Man #2: (Looks at Man #1 strangely)
Man #1: Well...she's sports hot.
Man #2: Tru dat.

Sports hot by obamafannumber95 December 13, 2009

sports jockey 

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

sports jockey by Loxi July 17, 2009

Sports Racer 

A member of the League of Awesomeness. Sports Racers watch Zefrank on The Show and have power moves.

-Did you catch Rocketboom today?
-Hell no, I'm a Sports Racer.

Sports Racer by Justin Paul Villegas May 14, 2006

Sports Hot 

The hotness factor of a female is enhanced because she plays professional or collegiate sports

Danica Patrick is sports hot but if she worked at Home Depot she would be alright.

Sports Hot by T-Silb March 14, 2013

Sports Nipple 

the condition of raw irritation, soreness, chafing, or bleeding from one or both nipples caused by sports related activities.

1. Oscar had a severe case of sports nipple after surfing.

2. Harriet recieved a sports nipple infection from running without a sports bra.

Sports Nipple by Grant K. May 6, 2010