1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.
"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"
"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"
"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
by Zack June 15, 2004
Get the sportmug. Hey Listen, lets just go home to my place and sport for a while.
I hate running for soccer, you wanna come over and we can just sport.
I hate running for soccer, you wanna come over and we can just sport.
by Li Dong Bai April 25, 2006
Get the sportmug. 
Joe: video games aren't a sport.
Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?
Joe: yes?
Bob: then it's a sport.
Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?
Joe: yes?
Bob: then it's a sport.
by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014
Get the Sportmug. by Urbansaur February 7, 2017
Get the SPORTmug. Any of a number of activities that meet the following criteria:
1)Must have physical training to play.
2) Must have more than one person involved to play.
3) Must have a clear and defined set of rules.
4) Must have the potential of physical harm
4) Something a person with a "D" cup or larger cannot excel in.
1)Must have physical training to play.
2) Must have more than one person involved to play.
3) Must have a clear and defined set of rules.
4) Must have the potential of physical harm
4) Something a person with a "D" cup or larger cannot excel in.
"Cheerleading isn't a sport, Jenny is sporting Double D's!"
"Golf is a sport, you need a caddy. If you don't have a caddy, you can't call yourself a player."
"I'm a 3 time All-American Beer Pong Champ."
"Golf is a sport, you need a caddy. If you don't have a caddy, you can't call yourself a player."
"I'm a 3 time All-American Beer Pong Champ."
by Sterner October 21, 2008
Get the Sportmug. Simply the worst thing ever. Sports are played by athletes who are most likely playing for either money or just so they can say that they are so much better than everybody else. (See jock) There are few athletes that actually play for fun, and those are typically the ones who aren't fucking retards. Unfortunately, if you don't enjoy playing sports, you'll be classified as wimpy loser with no life.
by quzu May 27, 2011
Get the Sportsmug.