spoon

an object used by ass wipes who cant use knives and forks!

the spoon is for your soup/ pudding ass wipe!!

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003

spoon

Dangerous Metal Impliment

Protect yourself now, buy SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

by Katiecats March 11, 2004

spoon

GAY SEX!!! Two guys, one the pitcher the other the catcher.

Bubba spooned my daddy while he was in jail, and now my daddy is gay.

by Double D January 19, 2005

spoon

a type of pipe for smokin' ganj.

yo man, that inside-out spoon is the shit.

by guy August 1, 2003

spoon

My best friend Alana's brother.

Yo, Alana is your brother Spoon home.

by ummihavenoclue January 29, 2004

spoon

someone stupid, bendy and shiny. The only thing this person is worthy of doing is to feed you.

that person is such a spoon. They just ate their own head.

by spoon hole November 23, 2003

spoon

An insult towards a simpleton (dumbass)

Oh My god, you such a spoon, what were you thinking

by harry bowen December 31, 2007