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When you ask your friend for some icecream and he says "Only a spoonfull" he expects you take a spoon the size of a average spoon. Except is it your turn to bamboozle him with taking a abnormaly large spoon and eating all his beloved icecream. Quite a nasty trick!
When you ask your friend for some icecream and he says "Only a spoonfull" he expects you take a spoon the size of a average spoon. Except is it your turn to bamboozle him with taking a abnormaly large spoon and eating all his beloved icecream. Quite a nasty trick!
Person 1: Can i get some icecream?
Person 2: Only a spoonfull man.
Person 1: (taking a abnormaly large spoon from behind its back and making a funny face)
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Person 2: Only a spoonfull man.
Person 1: (taking a abnormaly large spoon from behind its back and making a funny face)
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!
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Get the Only a spoonfull mug.Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.
Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
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Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!
EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!
EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
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From Mississipi John Hurt's Coffee Blues:
I wanna see my baby 'bout a lovin' spoonful, my lovin' spoonful
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'
From Spoonful Written & Recorded by Willie Dixon (1960) later by Cream:
It could be a spoonful of coffee
It could be a spoonful of tea
But one little spoon of your precious love
Is good enough for me
Men lie about that spoonful
Some cry about that spoonful
Some die about that spoonful
Everybody fight about a spoonful
That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful
"The secondary meaning of spoonful - that is, the rough amount of male ejaculate - gave The Lovin' Spoonful their name. " From blueslyrics
From Mississipi John Hurt's Coffee Blues:
I wanna see my baby 'bout a lovin' spoonful, my lovin' spoonful
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'
From Spoonful Written & Recorded by Willie Dixon (1960) later by Cream:
It could be a spoonful of coffee
It could be a spoonful of tea
But one little spoon of your precious love
Is good enough for me
Men lie about that spoonful
Some cry about that spoonful
Some die about that spoonful
Everybody fight about a spoonful
That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful
"The secondary meaning of spoonful - that is, the rough amount of male ejaculate - gave The Lovin' Spoonful their name. " From blueslyrics
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