speff

Someone who is a geek or nerd.

For God's sake, will you stop going on about FoxPro, Ben! You're such a speff!

by thewomanonthetrain June 21, 2007

spaff patch

The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed

Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too

by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012

scofflaw

Noun- One who habitually ignores the law and/or court summonses.

When Brian ignored the summons, he was arrested as a scofflaw.

by Fence November 28, 2003

Soffe

A brand of shorts whose only purpose is to cover enough skin to be legal. Also, athletic shorts. Worn by volleyball players, random people during the summer and people who like short shorts. Most people fold them down once to show the white band or twice to make them shorter.

Her soffe's barely cover her butt.

by forever September 11, 2005

Shoff

A short version of "show off".

She: Hey, see my new iphone.
He: Don't shoff.

by Parag Chaudhari March 23, 2016

spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

soffer

A person who is the epitome of beautiful...The best looking

Wow, That person is extremly soffer

by J-Monayyy October 6, 2006