a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.
A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.
Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"
Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."
Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"
SSG: "Why?"
GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"
SSG: "Why is it a rule?"
GW 1: "It just is!"
SSG: "I do not understand."
GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."
GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"
Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"
Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."
Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"
SSG: "Why?"
GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"
SSG: "Why is it a rule?"
GW 1: "It just is!"
SSG: "I do not understand."
GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."
GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"
by ManPoweredTravel November 5, 2012
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PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!
BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.
PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.
BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...
PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!
BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.
BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.
PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.
BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...
PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!
BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.
by Robert Brady July 25, 2006
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by Anonymous January 26, 2003
Get the spocker mug.Originated by a gang of elite geeks who were followers of the Star Trek cult. Can be used to diss others and individuals whose intelligence is lesser than their's.
Equivalent to "suck it"
Equivalent to "suck it"
Person: Star Trek ? Is that the one with Luke Skywalker ?
Geek: No, that's Star Wars. Spock it, bitch.
Geek: No, that's Star Wars. Spock it, bitch.
by Beammeupscotti July 27, 2010
Get the spock it mug.This is a sex position. Start by simply holding your hand out like Spock does on the show "Star Trek" then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. For those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.
"I asked Candace to do the Spock Position last night and she said no."
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"
by tiny.vivi.666 October 30, 2012
Get the The Spock Position mug.its what said when trying to say 'space' while having a mouthful of pizza (spicy chicken, onions, peppers). like space, spoce has many interesting qualities, most noticable is the stors and plonets.
'yea what about them ppl in spoce, theyd never get saved'
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by PoTTeR_Uk August 22, 2006
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