Splug

The spermy plug that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Splug flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I popped my splug and pissed all over the back of the toilet seat!

by darealjz June 1, 2010

splunge

"It's a good idea, but maybe not, and I'm not being indecisive"

Q. What do you think?
A. Splunge

(Monty Python film sketch origin)

by Rick Alimonti September 8, 2003

splurt

Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"

Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.

by J-kwon November 6, 2004

splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.

Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good

by Captain Sock July 28, 2008

Spluge

to ejaculate

I just spluged all over my hand, my girlfriend will come lick it off!

by Big COCK December 12, 2003

spluggle

Verb: The act of male ejaculation
Noun: the mail ejaculatory fluid

After I spluggled onto her shirt, it looked like it had taken a trip through a Krispy Kreme glazing machine.

by Munchen Madman July 24, 2010

Splurdle

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009