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spunk gargler

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.
No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again
by Nick T W January 30, 2008
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Spunk Noodle

When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.
Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!
by Mushy:P March 5, 2009
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spunk gun

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action
you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?
by TCgossip August 4, 2007
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Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.
Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!
by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008
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Spunk Barge

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.
Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!
by JGCL September 13, 2011
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sprunked

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.
He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!
by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017
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Spunkachino

When you bust during intercourse and keep thrusting making your spunk frothy like a cappuccino. Sometimes resulting in a goppy mess on your thigh or forearm
This Bitch left my spunkachino all over my junk like it was the thing to do.
by DumpstaRida September 25, 2009
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