splooch

The act of ejaculating

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations

That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!

by godschild2 November 10, 2015

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Splinch

Unit of measure for wine, usually a small amount like half a small glass

Dear, would you pour me a splinch?

by Ediggity September 6, 2019

Splooch

A really old jar of peaches from the movie “holes”

Example:
Joseph: jack you want some splooch?
Jack: *starts gagging*

by ThuCuck23 August 10, 2020

solonch

a crazy little demon who pretty cool

solonch is cool

by jizlr November 21, 2021