splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

spoogotti

A male or female that loves spoo(aka cum) and gotta have it

that bitch is a cumdumpster, she a spoogotti

by UrbanDaddy69 October 20, 2020

sploghottis

A dish that consists of flounder in a red tomato based sauce with corn on the cob.

A great mom makes her kids sploghottis.

by misterc March 7, 2021

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

A stupid fucking ginger who has a lot of nicknames

That guy is a Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo he is called a lot of names and has no soul

by Kyletheuncoolkid February 1, 2018

Wig Splittin' Boogie

To fight, throw down. Term was derived from the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". To split someone's wig refers to splitting their scalp open.

Yo man Tony got fucked up real bad, he did the wig splittin' boogie with Marco and got his head slammed in a Jaguar door.

Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020