Splunky

Unsurpassable awesomeness
Used to describe people, places, and things

Did you see her outfit, It's so splunky!

He has such a splunky personality!

Hawaii is a splunky place to vacation!

by JoMo16 November 4, 2010

SPUNKY MONKEY

A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.

Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!

Kyle:*launches*

Me :Ow my foken eey!

Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*

Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.

Me:you hit my eye.

by Job pillow beast May 7, 2018

spunky

to be covered in spunk, like bukakke.

Gemma's face was all spunky after the 5 man bukakke session.

by L_Z January 28, 2005

spunky

a scrumptious person or thing

After spending a long night with him, she felt scrumptious. I've never been spunkier, she thought.

by Mandingoe May 28, 2004

spunky dragon

when a girl has semen coming out of her nose after a blow job.

by dyoox01 August 13, 2003

Splunky

Funky slut

“She is so splunky”said Eva

“Yeah she is” said Liam

by Splunky peps February 10, 2020

Spunky Surprise

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.

Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.

by themurf1500 February 27, 2011