spergin

The act of doing something an Asperger's person would do.

Why does he keep repeating himself and staring at her? He's totally spergin'.

by Colintheaspie January 11, 2008

spelling

The visual basis of language. When combined with grammar, a means to efficacious communication. To assert otherwise is to fundamentally denounce meaning entirely.

Your spelling is abyssmal. Stupid knob-chugging wanker. Please die.

by king_o_poo May 3, 2003

spelling

The complete and utter lost cause of posting an entry to this site. I always try to appear compus-mentus when adding an entry. By the time it appeares here, I'm an illeriterate window-licker.

Uhhh, entry. Cannot enter entry correctly due to lack of education, qualifiactions, typing skills. Make contributor look like dick-splash, uhh!!! Cannot spell.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Tori Spelling

American actress most "famous" for her role in Beverly Hills, 90210, which she only got because her father is an extremely powerful television producer. She does not appear in any roles anymore and does nothing of significance, however she still manages to stay in the tabloids because of the influence her father had. The magazines comment on her attractiveness, yet it is somewhat of a paradox because no real person actually thinks that.

"Have you ever heard of Tori Spelling?"
"Yeah, she's pretty ugly. What's she famous for again?"
"I don't know. I guess she's famous... for being famous... I guess..."

by John P. Cougar June 10, 2008

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

speling

'Speling" is something that a lot of people on this site seem to do. I think that 'spelling' correctly is beyond most of them.

Urbandicksionary has meny speling misteaks.

by Beneli May 5, 2004

Spelling

Da scill dat menee uf u peepz on da webz lakk.

I had to dumb it down for you.

Spelling is the arrangement of letters in a particular order to form words.

Kaylee just won the regional spelling bee!

OR

You lack a gargantuan amount of spelling and grammar skills, my dear friend.

by MyNameIsNoneofYourBusiness December 2, 2011