Speaking Moistly

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.

Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.

by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

by jazryo December 27, 2010

am i speaking chinese?

The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.

Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?

by Meeklew2003 February 7, 2020

speaking in tongues

term for a phenomenon which today is better known as "automatic" or "unconscious" talking. The person who "speaks in tongues" is unaware of what he says, he could talk in a foreign or made-up language, or fall back into speech patterns of his childhood.

Is mostly induced
by either psychoactive drugs (e.g. opium, lsd, psilocybin, mescaline) or a deep hypnotic trance.

Spectator: "They are speaking in tongues!"

by meistermilton June 2, 2004

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

Speaking IMHO

1) That act of speaking in ones humble/honest opinion.
2) Enacting freedom of speech
3) a disclaimer - See IMHO

I was 'speaking imho' whan I made that comment about your funny looking dog.

by Lil_Stinker August 3, 2009

speaking cursive

The language of the Indie Music People. Used by people such as Hasley and Grace VanderWaal.

I dorn't nor my name.
Can i order corfe in Corsiv.
Hasley won't be caught speaking cursive in public.

by yololololololololololololololo May 4, 2020