swatchy baey

swatchy baey is a term used by men to describe something that is perfect or is right.
for example, if you were to open a beer and it tasted amazing - it would be termed "swatchy baey!" or if you gave a suggestion such as to buy more beer it would again be termed as "swatchy baey!"

- hey murray do you wanna go buy some more beer from crown stores?
- yeah man that's swatchy baey!

*this beer is swatchy!

by james/murray/jack/donald. July 4, 2011

b-spatch

A derogatory slang term used for females

A female woofer

Other definitions known such as "Bitch" and "Biatch"

Can also be used as a term of endearment "I love you, you b-spatch"

"Smack my B-Spatch"
"B-spatches and hoes"
"B-spatch face"
"Stop being such a silly b-spatch"
"Shut your B-Spatch"

by BarneyRubble September 16, 2007

spatchcock

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer September 23, 2008

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

by teej October 16, 2003

spatch

the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.

"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"

by CrabApples444 December 14, 2011

Spatch

Generally a cool person with a Tattoo on his leg of a Spatula

"Hey nice Spatch tat"

by Chris Spatula August 11, 2009

Spatchcock

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked

by Clangers January 19, 2010