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Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
Sparky! by DewNut March 27, 2008
Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
Sparky! by DewNut March 27, 2008

sparky deathcap 

a solo project by robert n taylor. sparky deathcap was active from 2008 or 2009 (there isn't very clear information on the internet) to 2010, when robert joined a band called los campesinos! and became their multi-instrumentalist. many of sparky deathcap's songs aren't available online, but five of them, september, send it to oslo, winter city ghosts, glasgow is a punk rock town and berlin syndrome are.
person 1: "hey, guess what i just found out."
person 2: "what ?"
person 1: "that guy i mentioned to you, sparky deathcap ? i finally found out why he stopped making music, he joined los campesinos! in 2010 !"
person 2: "ooohhh so that's why !"

person a: "does anyone know the song in the beginning of the video ?"
person b: "yeah, it's september by sparky deathcap"
person a: "cool, thanks !"

Sparky the Hooter 

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.
Sparky the Hooter by Not R May 8, 2009

Sparky's Flaw 

An indie band now known as Parachute. Currently on tour with The Script. Their first album, Losing Sleep. was released in May 2009, and their first single, "Under Control," was an iTunes free download. The single "She Under Control" was featured in a Nivea commercial and "She Is Love" was featured in an episode of One Tree Hill.
I'm going to go see Sparky's Flaw on tour! Yay!
Sparky's Flaw by lsugi July 1, 2009

Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter
Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.
Sparky's skoal slide by Tee unit November 20, 2010