sooner

Also known as a cheater

The sooner jumped the gun.

by Chris February 20, 2005

Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.

"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."

by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014

sooker

a blowjob

"Get to your knees bitch. I want a sooker."

by Pablo October 4, 2003

The Sooner Nation

1. Oklahoma
2. Premature Ejaculation or Ejaculators (a.k.a. male Oklahomans)

The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Soomer

Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."

"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."

by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021

the sooners

The best team ever. People like the Texas Longhorns have nothing better to do than sit around and insult OU because they are jealous of OU.

Longhorn: OU sucks Me: ok well if OU sucks than UT must really really suck since they lost 4 years in a row to the sooners.

by OU rules January 10, 2004

Sporeraddled

The state of mind that you are in when you are trying to think of a new word.

“I am so sporeraddled right now!”

“The other day I became sporeraddled when I tried to think of a new slang term for my English Language task.”

by pink_splodge November 13, 2011