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Somers

A pretty boring town in Westchester county where everyone where’s vineyard vines. Most people have juuls and go to the Friday night football games. White girls take pics of there drinks at Bobos cafe or photoshop pics of themselves at their pools. Everyone goes on good vacations and complains about how horrible their life is as an kid living in Westchester. Girls always have acrylic nails, expensive clothes, highlights in their hair, and spray tans. In the summer, King Kone is the main spot the be.
Oh your from Somers? Got any juul pods?
by I don’t f care August 30, 2018
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Somers, CT

The small town in Connecticut where there is not much to do but hang out with friends. there is a lot of drama revolving around the high school anywhere from teacher teacher lesbian love to the classic teen girl drama. but if you come to somers be careful you may be stalked by Tyler J.
"I'm TJA in Somers, CT and going to park in your drive and I will do anything for you even cry over you having a boyfriend
by somerskid March 24, 2011
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somegreybloke

A youtube sensation from the UK.

He speaks his mind about both controversial issues, and every day things in his blogs.
quotes by somegreybloke:

"I got an email the other day, and it said "Jesus loves you", and I thought "well thats nice". Then I read the rest of the email..."

"My internet's gone down; I cant get online. I have no idea what's wrong; last night it was fine. It say a cable is unplugged, but thats not true. I've tried another browser; I dont know whatelse I can do..."

"I have recently been requested via email to write a review on the movie meatspin.com..."
(dont go there unless you are interested in gay porn)
by a big bunghole May 20, 2009
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Somerset

The best english county (and apparently some shit place in america, but dont let that put you off from visiting somerset friends from abroad). Gave the world cider, the flushing toilet, cheddar cheese (the best kind of cheese bar none! If its from somerset and not some knock off stuff anyway) and the combine harvester! People struggle to understand the somerset people due to their thick accents except people from somerset and people from a small west indian island who, by coincidence, have the same accent). There is a large celtic influence in somerset from Wales and Cornwall hence why the area (or westcountry, including devon/cornwall) is a lot more like Wales than the rest of England. However, unfortunately, somerset is close to Bristol, who share our accent, tarring the reputation of our great county.
It is home of the world renowned glastonbury music festival which attracts hundreds of thousands of music lovers to some blokes field who produces milk for the rest of the year. Although this is not actually in Glastonbury, rather Worthy farm in Pilton, Glastonbury is a hippy town with a big hill and some stupid half castle that King Arthur supposedly lived in. Yawn.
Person from London: Hello good chap.
Person from Somerset: Arryte moi babber, ow b aahn?
Person from London: I beg your pardon?
Person from Somerset: Hehehe.
by Ciderboy February 18, 2009
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Somers Point NJ

A town in New Jersey where you can go to get your ass kicked if you think your tough. you can find no better weed then from here. you cant beat us so better just join us. Fuck the police.
Damn I don't wanna go to Somers Point NJ, there tough!
by Mister Skillz November 21, 2011
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Somerset

The greatest county in England, in which:

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
~Oo-arr mate, I live in Zummerseh inni!

*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?

~Oo-arr.
by Lollage May 25, 2008
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somersault

A somersault is an acrobatic exercise in which a person's body revolves 360° with feet passing over the head. A somersault can be performed either forwards, backwards, or sideways and can be executed in the air or on the ground. When performed on the ground it is normally called a roll.
Jane would often somersault around the garden with her friends all afternoon, during the summer, pausing only for the occasional orange juice or a cucumber sandwich
by tambo1972 September 30, 2013
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