Snotch

a) Snape's dirty nose
b) definition is fluid similar to remort

"What a snotch"

by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011

Snotch

Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.

"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"

"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."

by Frackerman June 21, 2011

Snatchasaurous Rex

An annoying snatch of a wife who likes to nag about everything and blow up for no reason because she is a psycho and likes to be a whore.

Susie is a snatchasaurous rex so i am getting divorce papers.

by fed up man March 13, 2009

Snatchadilly

A Vibrator

My snatchadilly just isn't doing it for me anymore.
I really want a snatchadilly for Christmas.

by pattymayonaiseee December 9, 2012

snatchability

"Snatchability," a term created by legendary former Chicago Bears wide receiver Tom Waddle, referring to the ability of a wide receiver (referring to Alshon Jeffrey) to "go up and get" a football pass thrown to himjj.

Alshon Jeffrey has excellent snatchability.

by BringItOn34 December 28, 2016

Snotch

To coch (vomit) and sneeze at the same time

I snotched all over the floor

by Sneaky_Sniper007 December 30, 2020

snocha

Snocha basically means you’re a bitch or a pussy, slut, whore,could also mean you’re a dick or a dummy.

Dam bro why’d you buy twisted tea’s you’re a freaking snocha

by Chumchum553 November 13, 2021